A Shitty Problem

No way to sugar coat this one, we’re back in the hospital again with another bowel obstruction. A really shitty problem that I feel like we just battled with. As of now, I’ve been up since about 3AM when my husband started stirring enough in bed that I took notice. Around 3:15, he got up and exited the bedroom. 15 or so minutes later, he came back in and attempted to lay down again. I could feel him wiggling and moving his knees and as he was laying there, I could tell that he was uncomfortable. Then he got up, moved to the floor and assumed the child’s pose position. I knew immediately what this meant.

Another bowel obstruction.

So, we gather a bag and I appoint my oldest teenager in charge of the 5 year old should he wake up and notice we are not there. I tell her that we’re headed to the hospital and I’ll be back before she leaves for school. So off we go directly to Barnes downtown (a 40 min drive away from our house) knowing that if we go anywhere else, we’d be transferred there anyway and then we’d have another $800 ambulance bill to contend with. (rolls eyes) So we arrive around 4AM and we get checked into the ER. Once they decide to admit my husband, they roll him off for a CT scan, and I decide to head back home hoping I can get back with enough time to catch a quick nap before I do preschool drop off for the 5 year old. However, when I get home, my mind won’t shut off, and my attempt to sleep for a bit is undermined by my anxious brain. So I get up, drop monster off at preschool, make sure my babysitter is avail to pick him up, and rush back to the hospital.

Now, almost 9:30AM, I weave my way from the parking garage up to my husbands room on floor 6. Back together with our old friend, the GI floor, lol Clearly it had been too long since we’d seen the whole staff! The only bright spot here is that we’ll be back under the care of Dr. Glasgow. Our favorite surgeon! So now, here we sit, my husband with this nasty NG tube up his nose and the pump running to suck all the contents out … only nothing is coming out. I realize that every obstruction is different, but last time there were buckets of gunk coming out of my husbands stomach almost immediately after inserting the NG tube. This was gross, yes, but it also alleviated the pressure and the pain he was experiencing. But this time? We’ve been here now for almost 12 hours and he’s still in pain with lots of pressure and NOTHING is coming out of the NG tube!? So I’m not sure what that means.

Fast forward 24 hours later — WOW. Things moved fast yesterday. After hours and hours of my husband being in pain and being uncomfortable, we finally saw our friend Dr. Glasgow around 5pm. He said that the results of the CT scan clearly showed a closed loop bowel obstruction and this was very different than the bowel obstruction he had last time. He said this type of obstruction rarely cleared on its own and suggested surgery ASAP to resolve this. He was worried that if they waited any longer the blood flow to that part of the bowel would be so restricted that the bowel might die and he’d have to remove that portion. Not something we wanted. The thought of putting my husband through yet ANOTHER surgery was literally unbearable, but we really had no choice. We could have waited to see if it cleared on its own, but 1. Andy would have had to suffer through another night in pain and 2. we could have risked further damage to the bowel. So we agreed to proceed and my husband was immediately prepped for surgery. Since Dr. Glasgow is intimately familiar with my husbands history and innerds, he said that while he had him open he would also look around for any signs that the cancer had returned. Honestly, this was the ONE bright spot in this whole awful ordeal! I mean, our cancer surgeon, opening my husband back up to physically look inside with his own eye balls??! This is EXACTLY what I wanted! I don’t trust a CT scan as far as I can throw one. They don’t work for this type of cancer, so I was elated, overjoyed even, that he offered to take a look around while he was “under the hood” anyway!

The surgery only lasted about 45mins, but they went in through the same incision they used last time … and they cut him just as wide open too. Ughhhh My poor husband. The good news, tho, was that everything went just as planned, no surprises! Which I was so happy to hear. Dr. Glasgow said there were 2 prominent “bands” of scar tissue strangling the bowel and another band that was almost as close. He removed them and even went through and removed scar tissue from other areas on the intestines that looked like it could potentially turn into a bowel obstruction of some sort. Then, (my favorite part) he took a look around for any signs that the cancer had returned … and it HADN’T! He didn’t see any signs of recurrence! Hallelujah! He said that he resected a larger portion of scar tissue and sent that to pathology, just to be sure, but he did not expect that to come back positive for cancer. I can’t even begin to describe how relieved I felt when he told me this! I mean, here we were, not even 6 months out from my husbands big HIPEC surgery and he was still clear from the big clean out! Breathe. Such a wave of relief! This is the thing I’ve been most worried about; Tracking this cancer. It seems that CT scans and blood work are extremely unreliable to detect growth, but a surgeons eyes? That is the detection mechanism that will never fail, will never be unreliable and will always provide me with the fullest, most complete picture and the most comfort as we move forward. Now, I realize I can’t really expect this to happen every 6 months, or even every year, but I’ll take it when I can get it, and this is pure joy for me! A nearly 100% confirmation that the cancer had not returned!
…pending the pathology from the scar tissue sample.

So now its a bit of a waiting game. Since he had this surgery, chemo will have to go on hold for 4-6 weeks. I wonder if I can talk my husband into taking the rest of this year off from chemo and having the holidays, then finishing off the remaining 6 rounds in January? I mean, haven’t we been through enough this year??! For reelz. Who knows? lol For now, its back to healing, and hanging out around the house, and more episodes of The Office. (rolls eyes) Which I’ll gladly take any day over seeing my husband in that kind of pain!

Radioactive Pee

Day 2 post-MOAS. Yep, you read that right. Radioactive pee. Apparently, my husband is radioactive, lol Anytime someone comes in and has to handle his urine, they have to suit up, wrapping themselves in a special gown, putting on goggles, a mask, double gloves on their hands, using some special radioactive-proof gloves, and footies on their feet. They look like they could walk into Chernobyl and be just fine! Its a bit ridiculous, but whatev, lol

Today has been much better than the past couple days. Yesterday was still pretty rough. Andy was so nervous that if he moved, he would start to spasm again and he was trying to avoid that at all costs. So he basically didn’t move unless he was forced to. His speech was quiet and he spoke in short 2 word sentences the entire day. But today, I walked in around 8am and he was talking in full sentences! That was already an improvement! So I knew he was feeling a bit better, maybe better is the wrong word, he was feeling a bit more confident in the pain management plan.

They got him out of bed and walking around today, the goal is to have him walk (or, ambulate — PT term, lol) at least 5 times. The first time was rough. The PT had her work cut out for her, but she gave my husband some really good tips on how to do this “roll” thing out of bed so he could start to become more independent, and when he was finally standing up, she got him walking! We’ve learned that movement and breathing are of utmost importance right now. We’ve also learned that flexeril makes my husband EXTREMELY sleepy. Which was good for yesterday because he really just needed to make it through that day, but now — he needs to start eating and moving and taking more deep breaths. They are SO concerned about his breathing! We have this ridiculous gadget (that looks like it came from the dollar store) to help him take more deep breaths and measure how deeply he’s breathing. For reference, when I breath into it, I hit 3500. When my husband breathes into it, he barely hits the 1000 mark, usually closer to 750. So we’re working on that today too, but the flexeril is a problem because it just knocks him on his ass and he can’t work on any of the above if he’s sleeping. Its been a bit frustrating, me telling him he needs to wake up, and him saying that he can’t keep his eyes open and just needs to sleep. Ughhh We’re not giving him that drug anymore unless its at night.

How am I doing? Everyone keeps asking me that. Welp, lets recap, shall we? I learned my husband had a rare and aggressive form of cancer, which, btw, was already stage 4, about 4.5 weeks ago and since then, we have done testing, bloodwork, 3 surgeries, including 1 MASSIVE “Mother Of All Surgeries” surgery, and now we’re heading into chemotherapy, I missed my daughters prom, I missed my sons 14th birthday, I missed an opportunity with my career that may or may not present itself again, so. Hmmm. Well, I did get 7 hours of sleep in the last 3 days, so that’s something. But I have not exercised in about 4 days and that is starting to wear on my nerves. I just feel like I want to be here (at the hospital) with Andy. He just needs so much help right now and I am his advocate. He is comfortable with me being here, seeing him in this position of vulnerability, and that is oddly comforting to me. Its not very often you get the opportunity to truly help someone you love, I mean TRULY help them, and I want to be here to support him in every way I possibly can. Not to say he is helpless, but he does need help to do certain basic things. I am honored to be the one to help him.

See? I can be empathetic! I’m not always an asshole!

Today I’m researching more about the appendix cancer specialists we have been referred to. I have contacted both the Houston and the Chicago teams and am in the process of sending (faxing … yes, people still use this antiquated technology. rolls eyes) all Andy’s records to the teams to dive into. I really have no idea what to ask at this point other than to get their opinion on ongoing treatment. Our doctor here in St. Louis is very happy to consult with and work with the specialist teams to implement their recommendations, tho I’m not sure that is what the Houston or Chicago teams will want to do. I suppose those are all answers that I’ll need to get moving forward.

The kids are okay. The teenagers are more worried about what is happening in their lives than in Andy’s, and that’s okay. To be expected, really. I mean, would they actually be teenagers if they were worried about someone other than themselves 100% of the time? Would you have worried about something like this when you were a teenager? lol It’s really our 4 year old who I’m mostly concerned about. At this point, he actually has no idea that anything is wrong — and I give all the kudos to myself for that! I am trying REALLY, REALLY hard to make it seem as tho everything is okay for him. He LOVES spending time with grandma, so that’s who I’ve hooked him up with for most of the time so far. Tonight, a friend of Andy’s, who’s son also happens to be in the same preschool class as our 4 year old (and our kids also happen to be best friends) offered to take our littlest for the night and just bring him to school in the morning. I felt guilty for allowing that to happen, but I have come to realize that I need the help, and since most of my stress comes from making sure that our 4 year old is cared for, and I didn’t ask, they offered to help, I needed to allow that. Once I made that call, it was actually an amazing relief for me. It meant that I would be able to stay with Andy and not worry about being “on” as a mom to a preschooler for tonight. Which any mom can attest to how exhausting that can be.

My role now is to be here for Andy for whatever he may need. I am going to try to get some work in, maybe at least read the emails that are piling up in my inbox, or the slack messages that I have been ignoring — but I was very careful to put the right people in charge of my projects so I wouldn’t have to worry about it while I was out taking care of my husband. I’m not worried, I just want to be sure I’m still in the loop when I start to ramp back up into work again next week. I can’t actually complain about work. Not only do I love my company, but I also love what I do and I love the people I work with, both my coworkers and the customers. As I’ve mentioned before, I am extremely lucky to have the job I do. The flexibility and the understanding I’ve received all the way from the C level to anyone on any team, has been incredible — really, as it should be in situations like this, but I know I’m lucky, and I am thankful everyday for that.

Tomorrow only looks better for my husband and for our family! One day closer to having him home, one day closer to getting him well.

MOAS

May 6, 2019 Today’s the day I’ve been dreading. Here I sit, 3:43am. Unable to sleep. Laying next to my husband in bed for what could be the last time in a few weeks. He is sleeping, I am worrying. I can’t sleep, tho I am exhausted already from what I know will be a grueling day. We rented an AirB&B close to the hospital so I could have a “home base” somewhere other than the hospital waiting room. Patience has never really been my thing, so waiting for what could be 12+ hours as my husband is sliced open, laying completely exposed and vulnerable on a cold operating table, is literally my nightmare.

Still, here I sit. Awake.

Today’s the day that everything changes. My husband does not know much about the surgery he’s going into. He knows, however, that I have become an expert, and he looks to me for just a little bit of guidance when he’s curious enough to ask. By now, I know how much info is too much for him and I’m beginning to become really good at figuring out exactly what it is he’s wanting to hear. Not details, nope, he doesn’t want those, he wants to know outcomes. I can’t blame him. I can’t say that going into this completely blind and unaware of what they’re going to do is any more or less a strategy than knowing exactly what each and every phase of the procedure entails. Who knows if I would want to know as much as I do if roles were reversed? Scratch that. I definitely would want to know.

I’m terrified.

How will this recovery be? My husband seems to have his eyes set on a 10-day max hospital stay and a good bill of health to be driving in 2 weeks. (rolls eyes) From the research I’ve done, I know a more realistic stay would be 10-25 days. With fully functional mental capabilities (meaning the ability to be productive at work) in 3-4 mos. His work is being extremely flexible, just as mine is, and they have told him they’ll just continue to pay his full salary until he comes back to work. He has refused to even think about filing for short term disability, which is extremely frustrating for me since I think he is going to be out far longer than he expects. But we don’t know what we don’t know right now, and I guess that’s okay. Who knows? He might prove me wrong and be up and popping about within a few days of this surgery!?

How will his scar be? Is it terrible that I am worried this scar will be disastrous? I look at his chest now and all I see is soft skin. I am nervous that this ugly hard thing slicing down the middle of his chest and stomach will be a constant reminder of cancer, and I hate that. It will ruin a physique that I adore and is completely perfect in my eyes.

How much will our lives change? I’ve been spoiled having Andy as a husband. He has taken on a huge part with raising our youngest. He gets up with him in the mornings, he gets him ready for school and gets breakfast made for him. Mostly just opening a pop tart and grabbing a cup of fruit or a banana and some cheeze its, lol Breakfast of champions! But HE does it and allows me to sleep. He brings him to school on his way to work and also picks him up on his way home. He does it not because I can’t, but because he wants to, and he enjoys it. How will all this effect our little routine-driven 4 year old when daddy can no longer take him to or from school? It’s just so much change all at once and it scares me.

We filed his advance directive and power of attorney paperwork with the lawyer this week. I refuse to go into this naive. I know that everything will be alright, but we need to be prepared for any situation. It’s bad enough having to think about estate planning and end of life planning when you don’t have cancer, but thinking about it knowing that you might need it sooner than later? Awful.

I guess I’m not going back to sleep tonight (this morning?) Too much on my mind.

Plan B

Where I currently find myself, staring at Plan B, which is scheduled for Monday, May 6th. A mere 2 days from today. This plan involves a surgery which has been dubbed MOAS, the Mother Of All Surgeries. It includes a cytoreductive surgery, plus the right colectomy and any debulking that needs to be done, combined with a procedure called HIPEC. It is a 12-16 hour surgery in which the team goes in and removes all (or as much of) the visible tumors as possible. They take each organ and inspect it for tumor nodes and resect (remove) as many as possible. Then they do a targeted chemotherapy treatment directly in the abdomen. Its awful. My husbands body will literally be spread open and his insides exposed for hours. The infection rate is dismal, the opportunity for something to go wrong is high. Its terrifying. But so is having stage IV cancer. What is our other option? Do a traditional chemotherapy treatment, which, I think, through the research I’ve done, I know not to be very effective for this PMP type of cancer.

I have good days and bad days. I am trying to stay as positive as possible but my mind is consumed with this barbaric procedure that my husband will have to endure. I’ve been trying to keep busy with work, but as soon as I start something, my mind immediately comes back to this. I am so lucky to have a job that supports me and is understanding of what I’m going through. I know not everyone is as lucky as I am in terms of flexibility and I cannot imagine having someone hold job performance over your head as you’re dealing with this. Like you don’t have enough to worry about. And me? My job? My P1 team and my opportunity that I had been working for, waiting for? That was on hold. In life you have few chances to choose the right thing. To prove to yourself and to the people who you hold most dear that they are truly your priority. My family is my #1 priority and there was no question in my mind, this wasn’t a choice. When they need me most, I will be there. Everything else gets moved to the back burner. Period.

What I am yet to understand is how this thing could have spread so uncontrollably with absolutely NO physical symptoms!! I mean, how does that happen? One of the reasons we were so convinced that Plan A was going to be our path was because my husband was completely fine! I mean, if someone had stage 4 cancer, you would think they would be exhibiting some kind of symptoms, right? You see people with stage 4 cancer on their death bed, not up, frolicking around with their 4 year old and living a completely normal life. How did this get so out of control so quickly? And why did they not resect it when they first saw it at the last surgery?? All these questions roll through my head with no time left to ask them before the surgery on Monday. I didn’t even have time to get a second opinion before all this was set into motion. Now, if we pump the breaks, we basically risk the cancer spreading more prolifically and being worse — a risk I am not willing to take. I am convinced enough and have enough evidence from the research I’ve done to know that this HIPEC is our best hope, so the fact that our doctor is using this as a strategy to attack the cancer is good enough for me at this point. But I am worried. I recently connected with a facebook group for people with appendix cancers, PMP and PSM. And the thing that EVERYONE keeps telling me is to get with a specialist who knows about appendix cancers. Our doctor does not, he is not an appendix specialist, but he is the only one in our area who knows how to do HIPEC and if we end our journey with him after the HIPEC and seek out someone who is more experienced with my husbands specific cancer, we do that. But we’re sticking with him through the procedure.

But what happens after that?

I didn’t get a chance to even ask that question. Never in a million years did I think I’d be in this position, but also, never did I think that we’d have to resort to Plan B, so I never asked any of the questions around Plan B — and what comes after it. Is it a round of traditional chemo? Has that recently been found to be effective? I have no idea what’s next.

Plan A

On April 26, 2019, my husbands surgery was scheduled. This surgery coincided with not only my 17 year olds Junior Prom, but also my middle child’s 14th Birthday. When it rains, it pours.

We were scheduled for surgery at 2pm. We knew that the plan was to go in there, do a bit of exploratory work, confirm that the cancer had not spread, and then do the right colectomy. This was supposed to take 2+ hours. I didnt know what was going to happen, but I did know that we needed this surgery to take 2+ hours, because if it was shorter, that was bad news.

We got to the hospital around 11:30am. My husband got checked in, and we began the agonizing process of waiting. They called him back and he was allowed to take 2 people with him, so I went. They put him in a bay, had him bag his clothes and belongings and take off his wedding ring, which I took and hung around my neck on a necklace I was wearing. He put on a hospital gown, bare butt and all, and he laid down. Its so surreal to go voluntarily into these types of situations. You hear about people having surgery and having cancer and you always think that this is forced upon them. Like they are dragged kicking and screaming into the room or something — maybe a bit ridiculous, lol But you certainly do not think its such the mundane process that it actually is.

As they hook him up to monitors and tubes I start to feel myself getting anxious. But Andy, he’s the picture of calm. Up to and including this point, he feels completely fine! He is completely asymptomatic. He feels fine, he looks fine, he has no pain, no special diet he has to follow, he is, for all intents and purposes, healthy as a horse … except that he has cancer. He went in to work each day since his diagnosis, he had been a complete rock while I was a total basketcase. Back in the hospital, the nurses tell me its time to say our “see you laters” … I guess goodbye would be too ominous, lol But I can’t help but start to panic. I grab the plastic bag with my husbands things in it, I wrap my arms around him and I tell him he is my everything. I tell him I love him and I cannot live without him. Then I leave. Through tear soaked eyes, I find my way out to the waiting area, where I sit, and cry. The whole time I’m nervous. I keep pacing back and forth. I go between being calm and being a mess. 45 mins after the procedure begins, we get a page from the front desk to head to a conference room through a side door.

I knew what this meant.

The surgery had not gone as they’d planned. I broke down and started sobbing into my dads arms. Dr. Glasgow came into the room and talked to us. He confirmed that the cancer had spread to 2 other organs, the small intestine and the peritoneal wall. Andy was in stage 4 cancer. They did not do the right colectomy as planned, they backed out and closed Andy up, and moved to Plan B. My husband was in recovery and was able to go home within the next hour.

Oh my God. It metastasized. Oh my God, how could this have happened? This puts him in that horrible survival rate statistic range! Not him. Not my Andy. No fucking way.

Dr. Glasgow had taken pictures of the spread and since I had become an information junkie, I needed to see this cancer. I needed to put a face with this enemy! And here it was. It looked like fish eggs. You’ve got to me kidding me!!? This. This is what we’re dealing with? Just take them out! Cut that shit out and let’s be done with all this! Patience has never been my thing.

Plan B. That’s the plan we hadn’t considered because we knew Plan A was going to be all he needed. This little shitty had spread to 2 other organs in a matter of 4 weeks! That was just unbelievable to me! It is still unbelievable to me considering the entire time, you would have never of known he was sick at all! But here we are. Stage IV cancer. On to Plan B.

Face the Facts

Thursday, April 11, 2019 08:15am That’s when we got the confirmation. It was Mucinous Adenocarcinoma of the Appendix. Our appt with Dr. Glasgow was short. I had no idea what questions to ask, I had no clue what the diagnosis meant or what our next step should be. Unsure of what to do or what to ask, I opened my laptop and frantically typed, word for word, what was being said during the meeting as if I were some manic court reporter who’s only job was to document every syllable. I knew neither one of us would remember what was being talked about and I definitely knew that I would want to know at some point, so I typed. Its all I could do.

We were given another surgery date, 2 weeks away, and a series of tests that needed to happen prior to that surgery. We were told that we had a Plan A and a Plan B for the surgery. Plan A consisted of a right colectomy, in which they would take out the lower quadrant of his colon (which contained the closest lymph nodes to the tumor) to rule out lymphatic spread, and also do a bit of an exploratory effort while they were in there to make sure it had not spread to any other visible areas. Plan B was in case they got in there and saw that it had spread to other areas. Plan B consisted of an extremely invasive, extremely long surgery in which a technique called HIPEC would be used. But we didnt worry too much about Plan B since we were sure that everything was fine and this was all going to be done and over with quickly. So fully implementing Plan A was really the only option we had considered since the dr who removed Andy’s appendix noted in all the charts that NO perineural invasion was identified — meaning, he had not seen evidence of spread at the time of his appendectomy, and that was only a week ago. We were confident that all this was just preventative and everything would be fine.

Meanwhile, I continued to learn as much as I could about this diagnosis. I found (and purchased) research papers from academic websites like The American Society of Colon & Rectal Surgeons and the US National Library of Medicine and The National Institutes of Health, I searched through photos on Google to see what this little shitty cancer looked like, I read article after article, I joined facebook groups for survivors and those who were in a caretaker role, I asked questions about things I had never thought I would need to know about in my life. I NEEDED to know what I was facing, I had to be informed. Knowledge is power, and it became my coping mechanism. I knew that I would want to ask questions, but I needed the information to even formulate the questions that I wanted to ask. I needed to know what was a good answer and what was a bad answer, I needed to understand what different scores meant and how it related to overall survival rates and what the percentages were for each factor. Here are my husbands scores:

CEA tumor marker: 3.2 (collected on 4/11)
CA19-9 tumor marker: not tested
CA125 tumor marker: not tested
Histologic Grade: G2 moderately differentiated (collected on 3/29) High-grade
Histologic Type: Mucinous adenocarcinoma
Primary Tumor: pT4a (collected on 3/29) with serosal implants present
Tumor size: Cannot be determined. Scattered foci over 9cm, spanning the length of the appendix, without dominant mass
CC score: unknown at this time (will be collected during surgery)
PCI score: 4-5 (estimated on 3/29)

So what to do now? I kept reading. I read everything (with google open so I could google every word or phrase or acronym for which I didnt know the meaning … and that was A LOT.) And by the time I was done, I felt like an encyclopedia for this ridiculous cancer. I could spew survival rates for each type, good thing we don’t have the one with the signet cells, I’d tell myself to try to help the 38% survival rate, if metastasized, for what he had look just a tinsy bit better. I combed through document after document to try and find a better outlook, but I couldn’t. So this HAD to be something we nipped in the bud now. Plan A was a go, and we would take all the steps we needed to prepare as best we could for the surgery.

Appendicitis

At urgent care, they gave my husband a CT scan (which, again, I was initially pissy about because of the cost) and immediately identified the problem. Appendicitis. They recommended he go straight to the ER to have his appendix looked at more closely.

Meanwhile, I had the P1 team at my house. We were having a great workshop! We got a lot accomplished and while we were breaking for lunch, my husband came home. He told me the news and that he was heading to the ER. Still peeved, but now a bit concerned that he might actually have something wrong with him, I ask him if he needed me to drive him or if he needed anything from me? He says no, that he is totally fine to drive himself and who knows what the ER will recommend or how long it will take. So I let him go and me and the P1 team went back to working on the project.

My mind was racing tho. Here I was, hosting this group, literally in my home, and my husband was heading to the hospital! What was the right move here? Do I send the P1 team away? If so, where were they to go? Do I go with my husband and sit in the ER just to wait for God only knows how long? I didn’t know what to do. So I went with status quo. I remained with the P1 group. But by 3pm, my husband had been seen in the ER and they told him that he needed surgery to have his appendix removed ASAP. His surgery was scheduled for 5:30pm. I could no longer focus on the P1 project, and my team could tell. They had asked me no less that 30 times if I wanted to go be with my husband at the hospital, each time I declined. But by 4pm, it was clear I could no longer stay at home. I apologized and sent the P1 team out the door. (Note, they were SO understanding and completely okay with leaving! It was really more my stubbornness that was keeping everyone at the house, not my P1 team.)

So onto to the hospital I go. I get there, find my husbands room, and see him just long enough for him to detect the aggravation on my face and in my body language. I was aggravated. Here I was, trying to be a female in the tech industry and waiting YEARS for this opportunity, and THIS! This had to happen now. Right. Fucking. Now. Aggravated was an understatement.

He went into surgery around 7pm, not 20 mins after I got there, and around 8pm the dr came out and talked to me. He said that he had successfully removed the appendix, but it had perforated prior to removal. I remember him saying that his appendix was the gnarliest looking appendix he may have ever seen, and thinking Whoa, really? I mean, this was an older dr who had clearly been around the block with an appendix or two, and MY husbands was the gnarliest he’d ever seen? Huh.

The surgery was laparoscopic. So all that was left of the whole ordeal was 3 itty bitty scars on my husbands belly. He came out of surgery and ended up spending the night in the hospital because they wanted to administer IV antibiotics. The next morning I went back to the hospital and was (again) peeved to learn that they wanted to keep him ANOTHER night, possibly 2!? I couldn’t imagine how much this was costing us and since I’m the one in charge of finances in the house, all I could think about was how much shuffling around of money I was going to have to do to cover this ridiculous ordeal … and now they wanted to keep him another 24 maybe 48 hours??? Aw HELL NO.

It’s so ridiculous looking back and thinking about how I was so pissed off at all of this. I was pissed at my husband (who clearly was not at fault here, but I kept thinking that if only he had eaten less McDonald’s or something, this would not have happened.) I was pissed that the nurses (who, again, not their fault, but kept coming in and telling me that they needed to keep him there because of the perforation in the appendix, which put him at a higher risk of infection.) I was pissed at the dr who operated (who, I rationalized, clearly didn’t do a good job of cleaning it all up or else they wouldn’t be so worried about infection.) I was SO pissed that we decided to go with the stupid high deductible insurance plan thru work to save money because we rarely got sick or need to see a doctor. I was trying to place blame, I NEEDED someone to blame.

There was no one to blame.

He was sent home on Sunday, March 31st. By this time I had resolved myself to paying the entire max exposure for our insurance (ughh) and was sort of, in jest, but kind of serious, planning all the other surgeries he could have now that we were already in this deep! He needed sinus surgery and to get snippy-snipped, if you know what I mean, he had a situation with his lower back that needed attention and … what else could I pile on here since we’re already paying anyway! It was a fun game.

The work week started and my husband’s driving was restricted, so he decided to work from home that week. It’s important to restate that I also work from home, so having him at the house was a complete distraction. He decided to setup shop in the basement, he had his laptop, his PlayStation, and all the streaming TV services at his disposal. And he used them all. so. much. of. The Office. Recall that I have a bit of a problem with empathy. He had surgery to remove his appendix and had 3 tiny little holes from the laparoscopy that were healing. I had birthed 3 babies via c-section. I win that pain fight. I could not stand to have him hobbling around the house hunched over, taking Norco pain meds 4-5-6 days after the surgery. Are you kidding me? I switched over to over-the-counter Advil the second I came home from the hospital WITH a newborn. Get over yourself, dude, man up. You are NOT in that much pain. In my mind, I constantly compared my c-section with his surgery. I would think to myself that mine was WAY worse in terms of what they did, the incision, the recovery, basically everything, and I had done that 3 times! I thought he was being so ridiculous.

Yes, I’m an asshole.